One time, in my high school geometry class, our teacher got really frustrated with everyone because the whole class had been talking. So she just threw her hands up and shouted, “Okay, STOP.”
And from the back, this kid goes, “Collaborate and listen.”
And that made our teacher so much more frustrated that she cried.

A Joyce E. Dahmer was in the obituaries today???!!!

Nah, man. Jeff’s mom’s middle name was Annette.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dahmer#Early_life

annachibi:

mutantnotgay:

Henry would be the one trying to seduce him while Abe’s just like, “lol wat let’s just sit here and hold hands and watch a movie, ok?”

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What I Tell People I Am Doing In College: I am earning my bachelor’s of science in biochemistry with a focus on pre-med.

What I Am Actually Doing In College: Crying a lot.

For julesplentibrokenvcr, a late gift for the July Spideypool Secret Santa!

I’m sorry, it really is terrible, I think I’ve honestly reverted to my middle school writing skills and plot devices. I hope you enjoy it regardless!

[Scrolling through Facebook newsfeed]
Unplanned pregnancy
Unplanned pregnancy
Unplanned pregnancy
News of the birth of an unplanned pregnancy
Ridiculously young engagement
Ridiculously young marriage
Relationship drama
Relationship drama
Unplanned pregnancy
[Logs off Facebook]
[Turns off tablet]
[Goes outside]
[Floats away into space]
[Dies happily in the black, silent vacuum of space]

When someone gives you praise for something you just did without thinking…

ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn
ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn
ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn
ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn
ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn
ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn
ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn
ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn
ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn
ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you
Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn

ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you

Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn

(via youreastronomical)

Story time!

Okay, so, this one time, I posted a picture of a dental dam and a humorous story to go along with it (being given a dental dam by accident, while not openly identifying as lesbian at the time- which, I no longer identify as).

This one chick erased my entire story from the picture, wrote something entirely different, and did not even ask my permission to use the picture.

She totally could have asked, and I would have said yes, no problem. She could have even taken a picture from literally any other website instead of erasing my whole story.

The point I’m trying to make is, in my opinion, someone stole my photo, erased my words, and made the post her own.

Found the label maker at work.