It is now legal in my state to carry a switchblade as well as other previously illegal blades.

GUESS WHO’S GOING SHOPPING.


September 1st

September 1st

So, I was looking for the bathroom in Willard Hall on my campus today and I stumbled upon this room of dicks.

Original Fiction: “We”.

This is an original fiction I wrote with my own characters and plotline that I’ve had bumbling around in my head for a while, now. I’ve got this whole thing in mind for a book I’ve already started writing. Constructive criticism is always welcome!

send me an anonymous confession and i’ll reply with a confession

"I’m an adult."
I whisper to myself as I fill my sparkly Spider-Man backpack with college textbooks.

I work in the jewelry department…

Cutsomer: [points at ring showcase] Excuse me, could I see this one?
Me: Which one?
Customer: The gold one. The Precious.

Teen Wolf Dead Pool - UPDATED 8/18/2014

Sean Walcott - $250,000
David Walcott - $250,000
Michael Walcott - $250,000
Christina Walcott - $250,000
Lydia Martin - $20,000,000
Scott McCall - $25,000,000
Demarco Montana - $250,000
Carrie Hudson - $500,000
Kayleen Bettcher - $250,000
Kira Yukimura - $6,000,000
Elias Town - $250,000
Kate Argent - $12,000,000
Noshiko Yukimura - $5,000,000
Joanne McLaughlin - $1,000,000
Steve Grace - $1,000,000
Tom Hill - $1,000,000
Brett Talbot - $1,000,000
Reed Schall - $250,000
Richard Benefield - $250,000
Jack Marsland - $250,000
Joy Waldrop - $250,000
Cheryl Calix - $250,000
Jordan Parrish - $5,000,000
Satomi Ito - $10,000,000
Malia Hale - $4,000,000
Liam Dunbar - $18,000,000
Meredith Walker - $1,000,000
Liz Moore - $1,000,000
Patrick Clark - $1,000,000
Bree Leverett - $250,000
Kaitlyn Schaar - $250,000
Genevive Carey - $250,000
Angelique Fain - $250,000
Lorelee Rohr - $250,000
Brittani Kegley - $250,000

The Plot of “If I Stay”, as interpreted by me:

All my family died in a terrible car crash that left me in a coma. If I pass to the next life, I’ll be with my mother and father. But if I stay, I’ll be an orphan and I’ll be with a boy that I, a young, teenage girl, believe myself to be in love with. Which do I choose?
LOL I CHOOSE THE D (probably).

Teen Wolf Dead Pool - UPDATED 8/11/2014

whatwoulddahmerdo:

Sean Walcott - $250,000
David Walcott - $250,000
Michael Walcott - $250,000
Christina Walcott - $250,000
Lydia Martin - $20,000,000
Scott McCall - $25,000,000
Demarco Montana - $250,000
Derek Hale - $15,000,000
Carrie Hudson - $500,000
Kayleen Bettcher - $250,000
Kira Yukimura - $6,000,000
Elias Town - $250,000
Kate Argent - $12,000,000
Noshiko Yukimura - $5,000,000
Joanne McLaughlin - $1,000,000
Steve Grace - $1,000,000
Tom Hill - $1,000,000
Brett Talbot - $1,000,000
Reed Schall - $250,000
Richard Benefield - $250,000
Jack Marsland - $250,000
Joy Waldrop - $250,000
Cheryl Calix - $250,000
Jordan Parrish - $5,000,000
Satomi Ito - $10,000,000
Malia Hale - $4,000,000
Liam Dunbar - $3,000,000
Meredith Walker - $1,000,000
Liz Moore - $1,000,000
Patrick Clark - $1,000,000
Bree Leverett - $250,000
Kaitlyn Schaar - $250,000
Genevive Carey - $250,000
Angelique Fain - $250,000
Lorelee Rohr - $250,000
Brittani Kegley - $250,000

(via whatwoulddahmerdo)