• What I thought college would be in high school: A BEAUTIFUL PLACE FILLED WITH SOPHISTICATED, INTELLECTUAL INDIVIDUALS. A WONDERFUL PLACE OF AMPLE LEARNING OPPORTUNITIES AND FUN AND NEW FRIENDS.
  • What it actually is: Wake up, school, study, work, study, bed. Maybe eat something at some point. Study.

carmens-races:

Plot twist: there are no basement tapes.

(via perks-of-being-a-killer)

devildoll:

OH NO

(via berry-muffin)

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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(via plaguechan)

loki-struts-tom-dances:

hungryhungryhiddles:

Get cereal, Tony says.

Get healthy cereal, Steve says.

Pop-Tarts, Thor says.

Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes.  MOVING ON.

headcannon accepted

This is sweet.

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destiel-is-my-canon:

10thdoctors-companion:

titaniumbovine:

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

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FUCK YOU I SAW THIS POST TWO DAYS AGO AND IT HAD 21 NOTES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME

Adding accurate gifs.

Increasing note count.

The Supernatural tumblr business.

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oknope:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

Venus B_____ Neptune Mars???? 

(via canyoucounttoanumber)

therandornone:

demolitionfrerardist:

what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist

what the fucking hell is wrong with you

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