1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

(via welcometothe1jungle)

$10 says TJ Lane is dead before the week is out.

I told my friend, Tyler, I was sad and he sent me this photo:


The caption?

"Well, if you’re looking Führer a good time, you’ve come to the Reich place”


One of my lymph nodes is swollen and my head hurts.
Somebody bring me warm soup and cuddles?


queer representation isnt queer representation if its some easter egg to be revealed by a creator so they could pat themselves on the back 

(via berry-muffin)

Got stuck walking behind a wild pack of slow moving white girls. Maybe if I throw some Starbucks and indie CDs in the opposite direction, they will move quickly that way and I can escape…

  • Me: [Pulling on blanket to straighten it out]
  • Me: [Lose grip]
  • Me: [Slap myself in the face]
  • Me: Thank u sir may i have another